tessappreciates:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

That made them even scarier.

I have to wear a dress on Thursday
And my mom is blaring shitty music while yelling at me to go to sleep

rhamphotheca:

Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

itsfurrytime:

A few people requested this I guess.

oopsfuckproductions:

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

tacoart:

friends

existentialubersmench:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

holy SHIT

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!